i think my resume should contain I AM FUCKING AWESOME, HIRE ME NOW AND PAY ME LOTS OF MONEY!

that's good enough no? >.> i hate writing resumes and cover letters and blech ;_;

why can't you hire someone to do all of this and find a job for you? ^_~

ps i hate everyone at work. ev.er~y.one. D:

Please, PLEASE

None of you ever fucking BREED! I am so ashamed of you people!
THIS IS WHY THE WORLD HATES US YOU MORONIC BASTARDS!

Come Sherman to the way back machine!
Gee Mr. Peabody you really sucked!

LOL

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Yeah, so. Just feeling very stressed and very easily annoyed by Things, so I am Going Away until I don't have such a hair trigger.

Also today was the first day of school, which looks to be pretty "h-haha yeah." So removing the one major source of my distraction is probably... good.

I can be reached via email (coffee.alchemist@gmail) in case of emergency or somesuch.

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Happy b'day miko_no_da :) Nekkid bishies frolicking for you! <3

Really would prefer to not have dreams of work. Or con. Or of work peoples at con -_- Yes these were three separate dreams too. Sleep was not restful at all.

Have been receiving cards ♥ Will make a serious attempt to get my act together this week about my very belated posting of things.

Feeling very blah about life right now so don't be surprised if I disappear for a bit. I'm thinking it's hormonal or perhaps I need to take some vitamins and get the body up to speed. All I want to do right now is curl up in bed for a week and sleep or game. I just don't feel like it is what I want to answer to anything I'm asked to do. Not a good attitude I know :(

Needing to be getting ready for work so I'm going to go and hug Shadow and hit the shower. Updates when I have interesting things to post ♥

Happy b'day dark_squall and elfen. Hope you both manage to have relaxing, wonderful days *squish*

Do not want to go to work today. Want to stay home lounging on the bed gaming. It's cloudy and sorta raining and the humidity his horribly high but laying under a fan all day long sounds like a really good idea. Instead I'm starting work early and finishing early and should be in the shower right now >.> Anyone found my clone yet? Or a teleporter? *clings*

HAPPY BIRTHDAYtelrunya!!

I hope your year is good! Also I know you were already wished happy birthday in your own journal, but extra birthday wishes never hurt nobody.

Extra, questionably grammatical, birthday wishes <3 <3

I had vaguely grand plans today of finishing the MM series and possibly uploading doujin scans. Neither happened because I got much distracted by going through old emails and clearing out my inbox of stuff that dated back to 07 or even 06. I wasn't really checking dates too hard as I shifted stuff between folders. The distraction came from looking at comments from names I didn't immediately recognize and finding comments to fic I've written. I'd totally forgotten the IxS fic I wrote this year. I can't even really remember the sequels I had planned for it. I need to dig up more comments first.

For the record, due to some unknown glitch, all my lj comments go straight to the delete bin. I move them to the inbox after I've replied to them. I've tried altering my setting for email and where it deposits certain messages but it doesn't work. One day I'll reformat the main compy and it will work like its supposed to.

So my day was spent being distracted and reading fic I've written and reading fic others have written that I commented on. I think I really need to go through and track down all my fic posts and make sure I have links to them saved somewhere.

Will be off to bed in a couple hours seeing as I start work early tomorrow. Least starting early means getting off early too so I might be able to make use of the afternoon...or just be a total bum.

ilu flist. laters ♥

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Aren't you bored of me yet?

Must stop sleeping in. Urgh want to be more awake before I needs to be getting ready for work. it's supposed to be really quiet today and I think it will be till the afternoon when people are ready to brave the world after hangovers :)

So good morning everyone. Have a wonderful day today ♥♥♥

Someone from my old Show Choir posted VIDEO....
 See if you can guess which big hair girl from the 80's I am in this number. Hint: I'm The tallest girl usually center/back.
Now ya'll know why I love the show GLEE so much! LOL, You can HEAR ME regardless, my voice sticks out like a sore thumb,. The very LOUD soprano. The solos were Martin Fernandez and  Dawn Hardt.

This was probably 1987 or 1988

*grabs tea cup of plum wine and gives Shadow first new year greeting*

Happy New Year everyone *loves*

Now off to bed with me as I am up for work in seven hours and sleeping would be a very good thing right now. I mean sleep too rather than dreams of work *determined nod* Work will be busy enough tomorrow anyways without me getting a head start while sleeping.

*grabs phone and cat and goes to bed* <333333

Melted chocolate arranged on cling wrap and then put onto a ice-cream dessert thing so the chocolate becomes the outer shell was quite an adventure. I should have let the chocolate set just a little more. Next time I may just video the hilarity too cos omg it was funny. Thankfully mum was there to help too so it was an adventure rather than a misadventure. Thankfully too dad is not currently home to see me almost make a mess of the kitchen XD

I needs a cooking icon >.>

Foreseeing a pile of new icons in the new year ^^; I should make myself a list of icons to get/make/have.

13 Important Classes for Men
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Classes for men at the local learning center for adults.
Registration must be completed by November 15th.

Note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their
contents, class size will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step-by-step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 p.m.

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday at 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. (Note: this class meets at Irish's Brew Pub on 16th Street)

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meetings are Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours

Class 7: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and Audio Tapes
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 8: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 9: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks? Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 10: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing

Class 11: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing techniques. Proper techniques for holding her purse.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM at the outlet mall food court.

Class 12: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late. (Sending Christmas cards will be offered in an advanced course this Fall.) Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 13: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used. Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Just under 5 hours to midnight. I can do much in 5 hours. Or I can just sit here and stare at the screen.

Work was stupidly busy because everyone was buying food for their parties tonight. I am so over customers getting in the way of me working. Yes, that's not the other way around as in I'm in the way...I'm never in the way >.> I inhaled chocolate today to get rid of the shakes I had at lunch time in-between two cups of strong tea. That fixed me right up. I believe I found today much more stressful than Christmas eve. Likely because I knew I had a 3 day weekend to enjoy whereas tomorrow is just double pay and an 8 hour work day. Cash is much needed though because the washing machine needed its circuit board replaced and I'm the only one with cash. Technically seeing as I used money set aside for the weekly credit card payment. Clean clothes though are much needed. Yay for 24 hour laundromat in town.

At around 8pm I need to head off and put chocolate onto a ice-cream dessert I'm making for us poor fools who agreed to work New Years day. Apart form that I'm planning to be online most the evening either doing stuff here or just sitting in the chair and gaming. Currently have the iPod plugged into the compy to charge up but am also listening to the Suikoden V soundtrack. Serious unwinding tonight *nods*

Do I really want to bother with resolutions...I probably shouldn't because they seem to end up the same each year and then I fail. More writing would definitely be a good thing. As would getting started on sewing early. No sewing at con for me this year except for immediate repair work type stuff. Probably just aiming to be more organized in general will get everything else I want improved falling into place on its own.

Tonight I think I'm going to attempt some catch up on comments and maybe organize my chat program and delete old names. I've got ancient names on there I don't recognize any more from when I was doing rp. Time for a clean out.

Mmmm I'm gonna go make omelets for dinner. Yum.

The boy is trying to teach me how to play Halo.

...

I am already confused and have taken to yelling at my guy on the screen, "No, dummy! Look up! LOOK UP!"

Mom rules. Oh, yeah.